May 2013
3 tags
hitlersasshole:
my standards are unreasonably high im like a walrus going after a peacock
KYRSTIN!! You must teach me to knit so i can male...
darth-kytin-the-adorable:
Okay!
YAAAY!!! Woohoonn
riseoftheguardiansconfessions:
Hi. This is going to be a long ‘confession’, but after watching a movie for the first time on 31st of December I decided I should tell you this. This will take more messages, so my confessions will be signed with -E. I didn’t plan on ever sending this in actually but after a while I changed my mind. Like I said earlier I went watching RotG for the first time on...
toadlyoko:
So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.
morenamagialaleontyne:
askinnyblackman:
zyrthi:
whenever i get upset i just look up “happy chairs” on google. i mean, look
they’re so happy being chairs, it brings a smile to my face
they’re happy because they know they’re gonna get some ass
I’m so done with this website.
castiel-is-wonderful:
sionainnlindsay:
castiel-is-wonderful:
WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP
IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S
LIKE BELONGING TO MR
OMG
Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.
This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank...
iwillmakeyouskinny:
best-of-funny:
the-captains-wife:
folie-a-tout:
heyaeya:
dameofspace:
pandyssian:
OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED
I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT
And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like...
geminispy:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
stridersquad:
richwhitelesbian:
we need some new and more powerful swears
drkarayua:
mishasubi:
i guess you could say the angels got cas’d out of heaven
justxlosersxlikexme:
So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull
smilingeridan:
thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
KYRSTIN!! You must teach me to knit so i can male...
I did the Pokemon fusion thing.
noxxigirl:
I got a couple of cool ones
Then I got a not so cool one.
darth-kytin-the-adorable asked: I posted a picture for you on my blog. GOOOO ^~^
