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alexmusicstone:

Tue, 21 May 2013 00:29:14 -0400

toadlyoko: So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:49:01 -0400

So in middle school we weren’t allowed to have any drinks aside from water but I kept sprite or the clear kool aid in a water bottle and felt like I was someone who made moonshine during the prohibition era.

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Mon, 20 May 2013 22:47:33 -0400

morenamagialaleontyne: askinnyblackman: zyrthi: whenever i get upset i just look up “happy...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:47:13 -0400

morenamagialaleontyne:

askinnyblackman:

zyrthi:

whenever i get upset i just look up “happy chairs” on google. i mean, look

they’re so happy being chairs, it brings a smile to my face

they’re happy because they know they’re gonna get some ass

I’m so done with this website.

castiel-is-wonderful: sionainnlindsay: castiel-is-wonderful: WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP IS ‘MRS’ JUST...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:46:50 -0400

castiel-is-wonderful:

sionainnlindsay:

castiel-is-wonderful:

WAIT HOLD THE FUCK UP

IS ‘MRS’ JUST MR’S

LIKE BELONGING TO MR

OMG

Mr comes from the French monsieur, which I think literally translates as ‘my lord’ and basically just means master, and Mrs comes from maistre which is the feminine form of master, so actually—for once—no.

This was an extremely relevant comment and I thank you for educating me

iwillmakeyouskinny: best-of-funny: the-captains-wife: folie-a-tout: heyaeya: dameofspace: pandy...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:46:17 -0400

iwillmakeyouskinny:

best-of-funny:

the-captains-wife:

folie-a-tout:

heyaeya:

dameofspace:

pandyssian:

OH MY GOD APPARENTLY TAKING AN ARROW TO THE KNEE WAS AN OLD NORDIC SLANG FOR GETTING MARRIED

I THOUGHT THAT ALL THOSE GUYS IN SKYRIM HAD LITERALLY BEEN SHOT IN THEIR KNEES WITH ARROWS BUT I GUESS NOT

And at that moment, the foundation of that entire meme became something like this:

THAT EXPLAINS WHY MEN GO DOWN ON ONE KNEE WHEN THEY PROPOSE

OH MY GOD

my whole life is a lie

X

omfg

geminispy: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: stridersquad: richwhitelesbian: we need some new and...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:45:52 -0400

geminispy:

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

stridersquad:

richwhitelesbian:

we need some new and more powerful swears

drkarayua: mishasubi: i guess you could say the angels got cas’d out of heaven

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:45:44 -0400

drkarayua:

mishasubi:

i guess you could say the angels got cas’d out of heaven

justxlosersxlikexme: So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:45:08 -0400

justxlosersxlikexme:

So here’s the plan, we give all the angels Redbull

hjleee: Tea time with the Doctors.

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:44:59 -0400

hjleee:

Tea time with the Doctors.

superdupertimemachine: #the oncoming storm

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:43:38 -0400

superdupertimemachine:

#the oncoming storm

the-world-is-falling-around-you: Doctor Deadpool!!!! Ah...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:43:30 -0400

the-world-is-falling-around-you:

Doctor Deadpool!!!!

Ah fuck.
Who let Deadpool near the TARDIS?!

obligatorymorningfart: i think hes kinda deadcool.

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:43:01 -0400

obligatorymorningfart:

i think hes kinda deadcool.

funnycomicmoments: YAY!

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:42:34 -0400

funnycomicmoments:

YAY!

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Mon, 20 May 2013 22:42:23 -0400

Studio Killers → Ode to the Bouncer

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:39:01 -0400

Studio Killers → Ode to the Bouncer

smilingeridan: thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:38:47 -0400

smilingeridan:

thanks for the suggestion anon this fusion is uNF

bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:38:24 -0400

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

drogonsflame: What time is it?

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:37:59 -0400

drogonsflame:

What time is it?

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Mon, 20 May 2013 22:37:04 -0400